Email from My Mum

Dear Tam,

Okay, so I was asleep on the sofa. Dad was talking to you it seems and said for me to talk to you which I seemingly started to do only I was talking to the sofa and wasn't on the phone. So dad put me on the phone but I was still asleep. Seemingly I did talk to you but I can't remember. So I woke up and looked at the time and panicked and told dad we had to call you as it was Sunday & dad said it's a bit late now you already spoke to Tam on the phone and you were a bit abrupt. I adamently told dad that I hadn't talked with you at all this weekend hence I was going to call you now and again dad said I had already talked to you so we got into a bit of an arguement as I'm never wrong but eventually this time dad did get through to me and I am so sorry !!! I was sound asleep when I seemingly spoke with you and I have no memory of it at all. I was dreaming however that I had a little pet bunny rabbit with a purple back and a pet worm. A little boy stole my pet worm and while I was panicking and looking for it the baby rabbit ran of. This was all on an old steam train and I was terrified they would (my pets) get of the train somehow and I'd lose them forever. I was screaming at everyone on the train coach I was on to look for the pets but nobody was bothering so I grabbed the little boy by his collar and made him go down on his hands and knees to search under the seats. He found a worm but it wasn't my worm. Meanwhile the baby rabbit had gotten into another coach and a stupid woman saw it and started screaming so everyone there was looking for it to chase it or catch it and throw it of the train. Anyway the dream got worse and worse. This bears no relevance to the fact I can't remember talking to you. I am so sorry. I will try & speak with you tonight (Monday) if you are in. Again Tam - I am so sorry.

Love, Mum

Is insanity genetic?